from the mind of the Grand Admiral of the chess club

So I was thinking today, why does every club have a president? I know countries have presidents, but they also have "prime ministers" and "kings" and stuff, but Clubs only have presidents, think about it: when was the last time you heard someone say "yeah, so the king of my gun club came over today" or "man, That Emperor of our downhill ski racing club set a new record today"? I think it would be cool to be the prime minister of the radio club or something. It seems like the only cool titles are in governments and religion. We really should mix it up with our clubs here. What I would give to be the Pope of the yearbook comittee.