if you love "All Quiet on the Western Front," "Moby Dick," or "A Tale of Two Cities," then prepare to hate all of them with a passion. For this one Autobiography will make you think that all other books look like toilet paper

Thursday, March 23, 2006

garbage

Everyday, my buddies and I sit down in the cafeteria at our table, and every day at the end of lunch, our table is nice and clean while all the other tables are garbage heaps. Today, our poor poor table was violated. Some people came from McDonald's and ate at our table, which is fine, but upon their leaving, they left massive amounts of garbage, and there was a garbage can within arms reach! What a bunch of hosebags! nothing sickens me more than when people just carelessly throw their garbage anywhere they want, especially when there's a garbage in the room, or right next to them. What is wrong with people? How can anyone in good concience just leave their scraps any old place they want? Have some dignity for goodness sake.

4 Comments:

Blogger DrDoodle said...

Check out the

Coke Bottle Theory of the Universe

at

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 4:07:00 PM

 
Blogger Julie said...

oh, jer, you have to put on the garbage filter so that you don't get spam comments like drdoodle, above. You have to go into SETTINGS then go into COMMENTS then go into SHOW WORD VERIFICATION FOR COMMENTS and check it onto YES. That means anyone who wants to post a comment gets your favourite little warpy letters and stuff so you don't get full of SPAAAAMMMMMMMM

Friday, March 24, 2006 11:25:00 PM

 
Blogger DrDoodle said...

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Monday, March 27, 2006 8:30:00 PM

 
Blogger DrDoodle said...

You ask the question “What is Wrong With People? How can anyone in good conscience just leave their scraps any old place they want?” And "What does The Coke Bottle Theory of the Universe have to do with people leaving garbage everywhere?

The Coke Bottle Theory of the Universe theorizes there are universes upon universes, distinctly living in globs of unknown dirt. We are born of dirt, we breathe dirt, we live dirt.

So, why do some people just feel like they can leave their scraps any old place they want?

Some people are just closer to their roots than others. It would be appropriate to call them “earthy” but some may call them “Low-Lifes.”

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Coke Bottle Theory of the Universe

at

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Monday, March 27, 2006 8:31:00 PM

 

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