wow, am I ever sorry

wow, sorry everybody, I've massively been putting this blog off. I think of it often, and then I think "nothing's really going on, I'll do something tomorrow" but then tomorrow comes and I think the same thing.

Anyway, I'm listening to the Beatles right now. Oh I have a story now that I think about it. It's really embarassing though (it involves farting, so if you're any kind of decent, you'll want to avert your eyes, in fact, if you want to leave right now, that's fine with me, goodbye) So anyway, for those of you who opted to stay...thank you, so I was in the library (an excellent resource for compact discs, I was getting some beatles cd's, man they're good) ok, so I was looking for movies (also available at your local branch, for FREE! if you're under 18, after 18 it's $12 for a library card (good for one whole year), but still worth it I think), and I really had to fart, so I looked around a little, and there was nobody around, so I cut one, but man, it was bad, like, really bad, gut wrenchingly bad, and then (you guessed it) someone started to come over, not just someone though, someone I knew (I don't know if they knew me, one of those people that you know who they are, but wouldn't talk to regularily), but not just someone I knew, a girl I knew, a somewhat attractive girl I knew. Man, I was in big trouble, but I didn't want to book it, because then my guilt would have been confirmed right then and there, and she would have told the world what scum I was, so I craftily kept browsing (with my back direclty to her) until I got to the end of the aisle, quickly got my c.d's and left. I felt really bad, man, wow, that was not a good thing I did. So there's a moral in all of this: even if you think your stomach's going to explode, it's generally not a good idea to fart in pubilc, sometimes it's ok, and you can get away with it, but it's often a practice that should be left in the bathroom, or under your blanket.

Anyway, that's really all that's going on right now, oh yeah, I got a job, and sprained my ankle and stuff, but none of that is really interesting, and the masses that read my highly acclaimed biographies already know about that. So I'll try my best to write more.












seriously, I will.



















no foolin' I'll try, honest to goodness.