I got it!

ok, Danny Mcgee is my hero. I finally remembered what I was going to write about yesterday! Normally, I don't do more than one post a week, but I have to do this now, otherwise I'll forget again, and it'll never be heard. I absolutely love that Rasin bran commercial, about Danny Mcgee, the lumberjack. It comes on the radio all the time, and every time I hear it, I turn it up and smile, becuase I'm happy for Danny, if you haven't seen/heard the commercial, it's on youtube, and the tv and stuff. It's just so great, especially the part where the singer guy's like "He was one happy man!" every time I hear that I just wanna yell and celebrate that Dan got his fill of raisin bran. I don't know why I enjoy that commercial so much, but it is by far my favorite commercial of all time, if I'm feelin' real down, and that commercial came on, it'd be the best day of my life, it's just so dang awesome.

ok, bye

for the 5 of you who responded to my email

hi! thanks for checkin' out the old blog. well, I forgot to say some things in the email, because it was getting kind of long, but anyway, you might want to start at the first post, and go from there, I don't know if it reads like a book, but I mean, that's the way I wrote them, so maybe that's the way they should be read, and I hope that you all remain faithful to come here, I think it'd be well worth it, but then again, I write them, so I'm a little biased. I just realized that I write in massive run-on sentences a lot, oh well.

enjoy!

ok, bye

dang

man, I had the coolest thing to write about, but now it's gone, just like you! A hah, get it? because nobody's there, you're gone. So really, I can say whatever I want, like, say.... one time in jr. high, I ate something I found from behind a desk, I think it was a jawbreaker. umm, what else can I say, ooh! I think that drivers in this city are just terrible, what else? hmm, if you're gonna cry, I think it's more manly to cry, instead of holding it in, looking like an idiot. OOH! here's a good one: there's a port-o-potty at the house I'm working at, and when I have to pee, I use it (it only makes sence, right?). SO anyway, there's a bunch of guys who smoke at the house I'm working at right now, and every stinkin' time I go in to pee, I literally breathe in crap and cigarrettes, it is honestly such a horrible smell. I am now scared to go pee, but what else can I do? every time I go in there, it smells like death, och, it's bad.

well, there you go, the secret confessions of J. Edward Rohr

ok, bye.

Crazemas

holy cow. Sorry everyone that I've been so long, I don't particularily enjoy this time of the season. My favorite time of the year happens to be the month after Christmas, roughly from December 25 to January 14 (which coincedentally is my birtday!). This time of the year (the month leading up to Christmas) is always so hectic, I mean, I love christmas, but I hate christmas time. I hate the hustle and bustle, I hate how everyone is too buisy to spend time with people because they're all gearing up for christmas stuff (which is mostly spending time with people...WHOA!!!!) I just really don't enjoy being burned out, and that's what christmas time is to me, a time to spend nearly every moment at church, away from the family and friends. I mean, don't get me wrong, I enjoy church, and I like what I do, but it just seems that christmas time should most definately be a time in which everything slows down, yet, everything always speeds up and becomes stressful and hellish. I know I'm ranting, and I apologize for crapping on you like I just did, but chances are, you're feelin' the christmas rush too. So! I hereby declare the next 20 minutes of your life a relaxing time! Everyone! it doesn't matter what you're doing, take the next 20 minutes of your life, and do something relaxing: Talk with God, watch t.v., take a nap, talk to a loved one with sincerity. Myself, I am going to bed, so the next 8 hours or so will be relaxing, but you take at least 20 minutes.

ok, bye.