a favorite pasttime killed because of my ever changing body

I haven't been hungry in years. You know that sensation that says "man, I could really go for something to eat right now"? I don't have that anymore, all I get is "man, my stomach's rumbling, and I'm getting a headache, I should probably put food in me." I am sad because of this. I really enjoy food, and now it's as if I have no desire for it. Don't get me wrong, I always have a good time when I'm eating, but I don't really look forward to it anymore (which might be a good thing all said and done). But now my body has pulled a fast one on me. I eat way too fast. I sit, eat, and I'm done, like usual, but when I get up to put my plate in the dishwasher, everyone's still eating for a few more minutes! So here's the challange, if ever you're eating with me, and I'm goin' waaay too fast, just let me know, because I've been trying to work on eating slower, but by the time I remember to eat slower, I'm already done, shucks eh? I need your help dear loyal readers of my blog (all 2 of you) to help me to eat slower! I haven't made any new years resolutions yet, but I think this would be a good one.

ok, bye

the slinkey of many morals

remember that slinkey that taught me a very valuable lesson? (if you don't, then you'll have to read EVERY single post until you've found it, hahahaha) Anyways, I have very sad news: it no longer stands on its own. I am sad. My cousin got to it. Now for those of you that don't know me, I have many cousins, some of them are very small, but it wasn't one of those that got to my precious slinkey, it was my cousin Justin, who's 17 now (happy birthday by the way, Justin, even though I don't think you know that this blog exists...oh well). I tell ya, it runs in the family, wrecking slinkeys. I mean, if it was me that wrecked it, then that's ok, because it's mine, but when someone else wrecks something as treasured as your slinkey...it's just too bad.

So the moral of this little tale is: if you're gonna screw around with someone else's stuff, don't wreck it! And if you do, at least apologize, and buy them a new one.

ok, bye

go figure

so I thought I'd get a jump on aboslutely everybody, and buy a calendar in November, so that it would be cheaper, and I could just bust it out today (Happy new year, by the way). And as fate would have it, it is the first of January, and I can't find the bloody thing, I don't remember where I put it. Dang, I was really looking forward to it too, I've broken the tradition of the simpsons trivial calendar, and bought the far side day to day calendar. But now I'll get confused and never know what day it is, so if I go around forgetting your birthdays, (as usual I'm afraid) now I have a very bad excuse, but hey, it's a start.

ok, bye.