To Dave Sterling

hey Dave, I don't think you know me, but I'm getting your email. it's from iwon. I don't know if you entered MY email address in some contest, but apparently you just keep on winning! I mean, you're one lucky guy, if I won as much as you did, then I wouldn't need to be sitting here on workers compensation, jeez man, if you'd only put your own email address in there, then you wouldn't be sitting there thinking "oh man, when are they going to call? when?" Anyway, whatever you won is with me now, and if you don't know who I am, then that's really too bad, I feel for ya. But hey, if you're getting email messages from iwon to me, then let me know ok? because we clearly have some case of mistaken identity on our hands.

Anyway, I bought a new shirt that I like today, it's one of them polo shirts that my brother-in-law has, I really like them.

ok bye.

slinkeys

have you ever really thought about just how useless slinkys are? Think about it, they walk down the stairs, and that's all. Now before you get all mad at me and think "oh, this guy wants to pull the fun out of every child's hand and beat them all" No, no, no. I'm simply using the opposite arguments to beef up my point. My point being, usually the most useless things are the funnest. I mean, there's an entire industry of fun! that's just so dang cool! Think about pogo sticks, yo-yo's, pogs, gameboys, frisbees, footballs tennis rackets, and all the micellaneous fun food stuff (purple ketchup!). People were designed to have fun. I mean, there aren't many practical things that can be fun (and if they are used for amusement, then they usually break). All the fun things there are out there are not practical whatsoever, basically doing nothing (practical) is the funnest thing out there! Now before you get mad at me again and say "dude, when I play frisbee, that's something" it is something, but in the grand scheme of things, it's nothing, you don't look back, and say "man, when I was playing frisbee that one time, that's the most important thing I've ever done". So here's to everyone, take a little time out of everything to do nothing, it's very important for stress levels and such.

ok, bye

back from vacation

if none of you have been to Kelowna, then go, right now, buy a plane/bus ticket, and go, spend a few days there. I just had an excellent time there. oh yeah, they're telling me that my foot's fractured and I have to get a cast, but I'll see.

Strikedown!

ok, ok, ok. The first thing that I have to say today is: Never EVER underestimate the immense fun of throwing stuff at another human. My buddy Andy and I were really bored today, and after playing gamecube and guitar, we found a frisbee in his basement and started throwing it at each other. Pretty soon we had created an awesome game called Strikedown! Here's how it goes:

first you both must have one stick in your hands (they don't nessecarily have to be the same length or anything, just sticks).

then you have to throw the frisbee at the other person, and the other person must strike it down with his/her stick.

if the person fails to strike the frisbee down, then the person who threw the frisbee gets a point.

However....if one strikes the frisbee down, and it looks really really cool (like, they swung the stick like a ninja or a wizard or something), then the one who threw it can award them points, it doesn't matter how many points, usually one, but it can go as high as they wish (for example, I got 4 on a cool move today).

so there it is, play it, it's fun if you've got absolutely nothing to do.

By the way, we were making too much noise in the basement, so we found an awesome foam thing and started whipping it at each other with our mouthes open. We laughed pretty hard. So if you're bored, find someone to throw something at (something reasonable of course that WON'T hurt anyone)

ok, bye!

laughter

I don't think I've laughed so hard so many times as I have today. It might just be because I was tired, and with the people that make me laugh the most, but I'm really happy, my face hurts from smiling. I would highly reccommend investing in someone that makes you laugh. I would also highly reccommend investing in something that makes you laugh, wether it's a slinky, a book, or a television series. Sometimes the absolute best thing is to watch the simpsons or king of the hill when I'm tired. It's just great. Laugh as much as you can as often as you can.

wow, am I ever sorry

wow, sorry everybody, I've massively been putting this blog off. I think of it often, and then I think "nothing's really going on, I'll do something tomorrow" but then tomorrow comes and I think the same thing.

Anyway, I'm listening to the Beatles right now. Oh I have a story now that I think about it. It's really embarassing though (it involves farting, so if you're any kind of decent, you'll want to avert your eyes, in fact, if you want to leave right now, that's fine with me, goodbye) So anyway, for those of you who opted to stay...thank you, so I was in the library (an excellent resource for compact discs, I was getting some beatles cd's, man they're good) ok, so I was looking for movies (also available at your local branch, for FREE! if you're under 18, after 18 it's $12 for a library card (good for one whole year), but still worth it I think), and I really had to fart, so I looked around a little, and there was nobody around, so I cut one, but man, it was bad, like, really bad, gut wrenchingly bad, and then (you guessed it) someone started to come over, not just someone though, someone I knew (I don't know if they knew me, one of those people that you know who they are, but wouldn't talk to regularily), but not just someone I knew, a girl I knew, a somewhat attractive girl I knew. Man, I was in big trouble, but I didn't want to book it, because then my guilt would have been confirmed right then and there, and she would have told the world what scum I was, so I craftily kept browsing (with my back direclty to her) until I got to the end of the aisle, quickly got my c.d's and left. I felt really bad, man, wow, that was not a good thing I did. So there's a moral in all of this: even if you think your stomach's going to explode, it's generally not a good idea to fart in pubilc, sometimes it's ok, and you can get away with it, but it's often a practice that should be left in the bathroom, or under your blanket.

Anyway, that's really all that's going on right now, oh yeah, I got a job, and sprained my ankle and stuff, but none of that is really interesting, and the masses that read my highly acclaimed biographies already know about that. So I'll try my best to write more.












seriously, I will.



















no foolin' I'll try, honest to goodness.