Douchebag police
Ok, here's what I've come up with in my three year hiatus: A douchebag police force.
if you love "All Quiet on the Western Front," "Moby Dick," or "A Tale of Two Cities," then prepare to hate all of them with a passion. For this one Autobiography will make you think that all other books look like toilet paper
Ok, here's what I've come up with in my three year hiatus: A douchebag police force.
my loyal readers: here's what's goin' on, I don't really have time to write in my blog anymore, instead, I am out having fun with people, I have used the phone to call up someone, and spend time with them face to face. I might have time some time to write in my blog, but I doubt it, if you need a good laugh, then hook onto Garner Andrews, he's cool.
I haven't been hungry in years. You know that sensation that says "man, I could really go for something to eat right now"? I don't have that anymore, all I get is "man, my stomach's rumbling, and I'm getting a headache, I should probably put food in me." I am sad because of this. I really enjoy food, and now it's as if I have no desire for it. Don't get me wrong, I always have a good time when I'm eating, but I don't really look forward to it anymore (which might be a good thing all said and done). But now my body has pulled a fast one on me. I eat way too fast. I sit, eat, and I'm done, like usual, but when I get up to put my plate in the dishwasher, everyone's still eating for a few more minutes! So here's the challange, if ever you're eating with me, and I'm goin' waaay too fast, just let me know, because I've been trying to work on eating slower, but by the time I remember to eat slower, I'm already done, shucks eh? I need your help dear loyal readers of my blog (all 2 of you) to help me to eat slower! I haven't made any new years resolutions yet, but I think this would be a good one.
remember that slinkey that taught me a very valuable lesson? (if you don't, then you'll have to read EVERY single post until you've found it, hahahaha) Anyways, I have very sad news: it no longer stands on its own. I am sad. My cousin got to it. Now for those of you that don't know me, I have many cousins, some of them are very small, but it wasn't one of those that got to my precious slinkey, it was my cousin Justin, who's 17 now (happy birthday by the way, Justin, even though I don't think you know that this blog exists...oh well). I tell ya, it runs in the family, wrecking slinkeys. I mean, if it was me that wrecked it, then that's ok, because it's mine, but when someone else wrecks something as treasured as your slinkey...it's just too bad.
so I thought I'd get a jump on aboslutely everybody, and buy a calendar in November, so that it would be cheaper, and I could just bust it out today (Happy new year, by the way). And as fate would have it, it is the first of January, and I can't find the bloody thing, I don't remember where I put it. Dang, I was really looking forward to it too, I've broken the tradition of the simpsons trivial calendar, and bought the far side day to day calendar. But now I'll get confused and never know what day it is, so if I go around forgetting your birthdays, (as usual I'm afraid) now I have a very bad excuse, but hey, it's a start.
ok, Danny Mcgee is my hero. I finally remembered what I was going to write about yesterday! Normally, I don't do more than one post a week, but I have to do this now, otherwise I'll forget again, and it'll never be heard. I absolutely love that Rasin bran commercial, about Danny Mcgee, the lumberjack. It comes on the radio all the time, and every time I hear it, I turn it up and smile, becuase I'm happy for Danny, if you haven't seen/heard the commercial, it's on youtube, and the tv and stuff. It's just so great, especially the part where the singer guy's like "He was one happy man!" every time I hear that I just wanna yell and celebrate that Dan got his fill of raisin bran. I don't know why I enjoy that commercial so much, but it is by far my favorite commercial of all time, if I'm feelin' real down, and that commercial came on, it'd be the best day of my life, it's just so dang awesome.
hi! thanks for checkin' out the old blog. well, I forgot to say some things in the email, because it was getting kind of long, but anyway, you might want to start at the first post, and go from there, I don't know if it reads like a book, but I mean, that's the way I wrote them, so maybe that's the way they should be read, and I hope that you all remain faithful to come here, I think it'd be well worth it, but then again, I write them, so I'm a little biased. I just realized that I write in massive run-on sentences a lot, oh well.